The Law in Iraq

I spoke with my cousin Ben (The Law) today. He called me from Iraq. It was VERY nice to hear from him since we don't get to communicate on a regular basis. It sounds like he is doing pretty good over there. He has been on a few missions already, and it is his job to protect army convoys. I'm not sure why the Army can't protect themselves but.... He sounds like he is in pretty good spirits, but that something could happen any day. He almost shot someone yesterday, and that was kind of freaky. Anyways, he would really love a Dentist Scrapping tool for cleaning his gun, and not much else he requested.... If anyone reading this knows Ben and wants his address to send him some stuff, just let me know.